Monday, May 2, 2011
In response to Mel's Liquid Satan revelation and the other EVIL in the world.
This was an inter-office email @ the office today.
As you are all well aware by now, Osama bin Laden has been killed and is no longer with us. What you may not be aware of tho, are the striking similarities between the terrorist and the frozen can of diet, caffeine free, coke that was on the second shelf in our refrigerator. Like the infamous terrorist, the can of coke is no longer with us. The explosive news of bin Laden's death raced around the world at about the same time that the frozen coke was exploding everywhere in the refrigerator. Just as the current White House is trying to clean up the messes of others, I have endeavored to clean up the fridge as best I could, but like the terrorist himself, the coke has left behind a mess in the refrigerator that will be "felt" by us for many years to come. And, finally, as the last fitting similarity, just as bin Laden was unceremoniously disposed of at sea, the remaining can of coke was dumped down the drain, and thus, both have had their earthly remains committed to the deep...............